PROTECT YOURSELF WITH PATREON!
ourWe are kind of new to hip hop and music videos and with something like Patreon we aren’t quite sure we understand it 100% yet. But for now, we have one single tier of Patreon subscriber. When we figure things out more maybe we’ll add more but we want to focus on our music.
But under the circumstances you really need Patreon to protect yourself. And you can support us to!
HOW CAN WU D3 TREE AND PATREON PROTECT YOU?
Our grandfather (DJ JEBEDIAH IRONWOOD) is a really good cook. And he loves making chili for people. But when he makes a huge batch of chili he eats as he cooks and grandpa creates a big batch of “natural gas.” His “natural gas” is very powerful.
So, we are offering our Patreon Tier 1 supporters access to the WU D3 TREE G.C.W.S.
WHAT IS THE WU D3 TREE G.C.W.S.???
The G.C.W.S. is the Grandpa Chili Warning System. We will give our Patreon supporters advanced warning when Grandpa starts to eat chili.
If you know ahead of time that Grandpa is eating chili you can take any number of steps to protect yourself and your loved ones.
To avoid the effects of being exposed to Grandpa’s post-chili “natural gas” the FHO (Forest Health Organization) recommends everyone take the follow precautions:
- Stay upwind of Grandpa (DJ Jebediah Ironwood) for at 6 hours after the chili has been eaten
- Consider keeping windows and doors closed if you are downwind
- Consider exhaling more strongly than usual as this may blow away any "natural gas"
The FHO (Forest Health Organization) also strongly recommends the following:
- Do NOT under any circumstances accept any invitation from Grandpa (DJ Jebediah Ironwood) to visit him until 8 hours after the chili has been eaten. Extra time is necessary for the "natural gas" around him to dissipate.
- Avoid bungee jumping, skydiving, or any other extreme sports that will increase your exposure to air which may be contaminated with Grandpa's "natural gas"
- If you are an astronaut in orbit, do NOT return to earth. Space is a much safer place until the chili danger has passed
OUR PATREON SUPPORTERS WILL BE PROTECTED
Our Patreon supporters will have access to the last information on Grandpa’s “natural gas” thanks to the hard work of “Thin” and “Big.” You can rest assured that the two brothers take this job very seriously. You can see “Big” hard at work manning the “natural gas” warning system terminal below.
